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| "Dear Sanchez: act now and receive the latest in toothbrush technology: the SuperSpin 8079!" | |
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Curse you, Tom Sawyer! This is less fun that previously indic
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| It may be time for me to invest in one of these fantastic contraptions! | |
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| But if you think about it, is it really necessary to use your hard-earned money to feed the capitalist machine? | |
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BA-DUM CHING! Wait, no...
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