The Spark Plug

Author: Dapf

Date: June 28, 2003

by Dapf
6-28-03
Black Hat Guy and Black Hat Guy 2 are in prison.
See, I told you the officer would throw us in jail if you ate that spark plug!
A foolish fool of foolishness, I am!
The story's climax!
However, I did not expect the officer to steal your car!
That was very strange indeed!
THE STORY COMES TO A SCREECHING HALT. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE HORRORS OF
So I bought this can of peaches the other day, and I ate the peac
Peaches are evil, like plastic straws, sombreros and packets of s