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by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
On the streets of Dublin, Dark Angel tries to make a living...
The Truth! Advise Lessons! Only 99p a shot!
...
Whadd'a rip off. What? You're going to tell me alload of crap and sell it off as 'wisedom'?
Huh? ME?! I wouldn't do that to such a powerful, good looking, Jedi Master as yourself...?
Hehehehe, okay, I'll take a dozen.
Ofcourse you will, you mafinificent wonderfull human being you! (Sucker)

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Somewhere in Dublin, in some house some nerd is going at it...
Unnnfff... Masturbating too the rude boards.ie posts... ooooh
BOARDS.IE POSTS: Jug-a-Lug ponders his sanity...
Someone incidenetly interrupts our Hero's setion of 'interfering with himself'
Oh shit! Sorry, wrong room...
This comic strip is/has no affiliation with Bossaway or any long haired Midgets... Really.
That was embarrasing...
BOARDS.IE POSTS: Jug-a-Lug ponders his sanity...

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Dark Angel finds a possible mate!
Wow, that bitch is hot. Maybe I should put on some of the Dark Angel charm...
Hey... That dead guy is kinda cute...
The pickup line!
Hey Baby, I got a joke for you! Two dead babies walk into this bar and--
Eww!
No sense of humor...
YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH THE JOKE, BITCH! NOW DIE!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Dark Angel checks his PA account...
Whitelancer: GODAMNIT YOU MONGOL! GET ACTIVE ON IRC!
I am active...
Whitelancer: Not on IRC you're not!!!!
Fuck off.
Whitelancer: DON'T TALK TO ME IN THAT TONE, /MORTAL/!!!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Whitelancer checks his PA account...
Ahhh, lets see here... Time to check my PA account, its been two minutes...
PLANETARION: Login
..........
Planetarion private news: You have been rejected as GC.
Must be a mistake....

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Rich decides to have some fun on PA...
A bit of a fleet here, a bit of a fleet there, hehehehe...
Whitelancer: RICH YOU ******ING AND **** CNUT **** I SHOULD ****** IN YOUR ***** THIS **** PENIS *** IS ***** REDICULAS ********* I TRUSTED YOU ************* I LOVED YOU!
Yeah well, now you're dead.
Whitelancer: *sniff* ... But I'm l33t....

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Thwei logs onto Alien Vs Predator: THE MUD to check whats going down...
Hey buttfucks. Did you miss me?
AvP Players: No you fucking dickweed.
Hehehe, you guys...
AvP Players: We're serious you retard. Go rub your loins elsewhere.
But... I'm l33t...
Warning Message: AvP has closed it's connection...

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Guarana feels bored and decides to do some work!
Ahh. Lesse see here... I feel refreashed, I might as well do some work on AvP.
10 seconds pass...
*whistle* *twiddle tumbs* *ban random player* Whew, this is some hard work...
20 seconds pass...
Whew, I'm pooped. Better go take a dump.

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
A Newbie and Ogral...
hey d00d, could you tell me how culd i get meq reel qick?
No problem! You just type QUIT, then 5, then type in your password, then type YES! Do this /real/ quick!
thx dud, ur so kewl
No problem! Remember, do it quickly!
Newbie has left the game...
Hehehe, I never get tired of that.

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Silent inquires questions with FearItself...
Hey Fear, when's War going to be up? I don't want to bother reading the terminal or motd...
[CHAT] FearItself: Silent, it's up. Just press ctrl+alt+del really quickly.
Okay... OH SHIT!
Computer is restarting...
Another newbie falls to Fear's robotic grip!
Silent has lost his link.
Hehehehe. Sucker. Scratch up another one...

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Gorgut's joke runs a little thin...
So two dead babies walk into a bar and... AAHAHAALALAOALALAOALALL
[CHAT] FearItself: Gorgut, that shit ain't funny any more.
Gorgut gets depressed.
That's fucking it. I'm comiting suicide ... again.
The End..?
[CHAT] FearItself: Gorgut..? Are you there? Hello?

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Olorin runs his trivia mission!
Okay folks, let's run a trivia mission! What topic should I set?
[MISSION] Xpac: ww2
Okay. Whose assassination triggered the conflicts of WWII?
[MISSION] Xpac: buncha jews
Fucking blue-collar idiots.
[MISSION] Xpac: ahahahahah

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Somewhere in the busy streets of Dublin, our Hero, Dark Angel, is having a bad day...
*mumble mumble* Mother fucker...
.............
Ah, much better.

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Inside a cafe in Dublin, a 'respectable' artist enters...
Yah, um, hi. I'd like a double espresso mocho lata with a swirl of vinalla, hold the taccy chocolate powder...
Would you like milk with that?
Shutup you insect bidden teenage fool! I'm not finished. I'd like another lata, -hold- the milk, put a splash of cold water into it, and--
Hey, I've got an idea...
What's that?
How about you fuck off?

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Olly stalks his prey..
Oooooh. A donkey.
Uh... Hi.
I once saw a goat getting rammed up the creamer. The thing bucked and bleed... Oooh. Would you like it up the rear?! I WANT TO FUDGE MY ONE-EYED COCKCREATURE!
Please... don't touch me...
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! IJIZZEDINDONKEYSEYE!!!!!
FUCK! MY EYES! MY EYES!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
After disposing the cute squirrel, our hero marches on...
Heheh, dumb fucking squirrel...
Oh shit, not again...

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
A few months back, Hades was caught in a tragic accident...
Hrmm... Is that a bus I hear coming? It must be. Or maybe its a large winnebago...
*POW*
Fucking busses...

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Olly finds the wrong sex-bot was delivered...
Eh... ROBOT! I MAKE BIG HOLE IN ROBOT!?! YOU LIKE SOAP!?!
Uhhh...
I GONNA JIZZINURPOTTY!!!!
Stay back, or I'll be forced to defend myself, fiend!
AH! MY NADS! U KICKED ME IN MY JIZZ0R!
Hahahahah.

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
We find our adventerous inmate, Olly, playing with the new guy...
..........
..........
YOU LIKE SOAP!?!?
FUCK OFF!!!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
A circus dog tries desperetly to hold his balance...
Hey, thats pretty impresive...
Shut the fuck up, dickweed...
No, no really...
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! I need to balance!
Hey, your cockcreature's showing...
*Whoops* AW FUCKIT!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-07-01
Love is in the air..?
If you don't mind me saying so, you've got great tits, lady.
Thanks hon. But what about my dick?
..........

 

by Dark-Angel
7-08-01
After challenging Sekhmet to a duel, Vokial (Silent) chooses the arena: 'Anywhere'
Allright mother fucker. On LV, you and me.
ill keel u fuking twat
Sekhmet 0wners Vokial, catching him in the atmosphere and clawing the bitch up.
I won. You lost. You have FAILED, Vokial!
FUCK! the fucking stupid lv atsmofere got me, yer lucky!
And after his unsuccessfulness on LV, he tries his l33t stuff on Yaut, only to loose again...
You are dead! Sorry...
NO! I FUCKING WON! ME! ME! I WON DAMNIT! NOOOOO!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-08-01
Above the planet earth, a looming Jizzonat0r prepares a 'premptive' strike!
Sir Olly! The Jizzbombs are ready!
Excellent. Proceed with the jizzing.
The Jizzbombing proceeds...
AHHH! INCUMING!
FUCK! Run! Flee! SPAM SNIPE!
Earth has been Jizzed!
Sir Olly! The planet has been Jizzed!
Aahahahahahalloalaoaahha! I Jizzedonyurplanet!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-08-01
The famous game, Counter-Strike, has now become a part of life... And people are asking, "What's the meaning of it?"
Go go go! Storm the building!
Delta group! Eliminate terrorists!
The Terrorists defend their base...
Dems dirty CTs are gonna come in 'ere!
I'm gonna keel me an SAS-boy!
Meanwhile, in heaven, the Dawg Jesus invites Mr. Satan up for a bud too watch the game, the game of CS...
... I'll put 20 on the terrorists..
You're on, foo!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-08-01
On a battlefield on earth, a high leveled newbie runs amuck...
Aahahahahah, im so kewl, i 0wn all u fux0rs
A message is given to our Newbie Warrior; "You have new mail."
heh, its from FearItself... "Aahahah, you've just been banned. Lovingly yours, FearItself,".
I'm the mailman. What the fuck are you looking at?
FearItself strikes again!
[ Site newbie.aol.ass 200.193.23 has been sitelocked ]
Ahahahah, bite on that you illiterate newbie!

 

by Dark-Angel
7-08-01
After a series of bannings, Silent returns, in search for a Staff position on Hades AvP...
[CHAT] Hades: Afternoon you fucking maggots.
hey hades, can i get a staff on ur mud?
[CHAT] Hades: Fuck off Silent.
don't be a dick hades, i can code and shit, i'm like, a h4x0r
Success?
[CHAT] Hades: That's fucking it, Silent, I'm banning your ass. - You are politely shown to the door.
.... ok whatever.

 

by Dark-Angel
7-09-01
Mortred asks FearItself some personal questions...
heh.. fear... connect to helios.spang.org.uk port number 7979 Cause we need someone who can code besides the one main guy
[CHAT] FearItself: You think Im going to code on your mud? Why the fuck would I do that?
Go on Mortred, flatter him...
heh because your good at coding, no really, you are!!! yo da man!
[CHAT] FearItself: Aw shucks, you think?
FearItself toys with the newbies a little more... Ph33r.
[ Site Mortred.aol.newbie 2003.3994.666 has been sitelocked ]
Dumbass.

 

by Dark-Angel
7-20-01
Our young hero, Mr. Newbie, finds himself in a very adult site...
Hey you, yes you with the spots! Would you like to see nude celebreties, nude porn stars, and lots lots more for free!?
YEAHYEAH! COOL!
Would you like to see hot young women showing off their erect nipples, just for you, Mr. Big Dick Jedi Master?!
YEAHYEAH! COOL!
Well, we don't condone that kind of behavor on /this/ site, you fag9ty nerd loser!
.... *sniff* But I'm l33t...

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