Talking Computer?

Author: Dark-Angel

Date: July 20, 2001

by Dark-Angel
7-20-01
Our young hero, Mr. Newbie, finds himself in a very adult site...
Hey you, yes you with the spots! Would you like to see nude celebreties, nude porn stars, and lots lots more for free!?
YEAHYEAH! COOL!
Would you like to see hot young women showing off their erect nipples, just for you, Mr. Big Dick Jedi Master?!
YEAHYEAH! COOL!
Well, we don't condone that kind of behavor on /this/ site, you fag9ty nerd loser!
.... *sniff* But I'm l33t...