Contains No Jews

Author: DarkGoblin

Date: February 7, 2003

by DarkGoblin
2-07-03
I AM HITLER'S BONES AND I AM HERE TO KILL YOU, FILTHY JEW!
Well, you're right in that I WAS a Jew...
...Was?
Yes, you see, I was crucified by Pontius Pilate two millennia ago, so now I'm dead. Therefore, I no longer identify myself as a Jew, but rather as the Son of God, yea.
EVA!!! WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK!
Ah, young love.