Bigger Than Jesus

Author: DarkGoblin

Date: February 18, 2003

by DarkGoblin
2-18-03
First Annual Studs of the Bible Contest
Sorry Methuseluh, we have an age limit here. *stupid prevert*
MY DICK MAY BE SHRIVELED BUT I STILL HEARD THAT.
Next Up...JESUS H. CHRIST, SON OF GOD, AND LO IT WAS GOOD, VERILY!
9.0 Jesus, but I'm sorry to say that you've been beaten out by that fellow over there.
But how could I, the Lamb of God, be beaten -- HEY, HE ISN'T EVEN IN THE BIBLE!
WINNER, AND CHAMPION -- JOHN LENNON!
I'M BIGGER THAN JESUS!
NO YOU'RE NOT!!!