Masturbation Tax

Author: DarkGoblin

Date: May 25, 2003

by DarkGoblin
5-25-03
Based on a true IM convo
LOL, I just got this spam-mail: "Guys, feel eighteen again!"
Oh goody, I get to feel 1 and a half years younger.
LOL woo!! So do I get to pay to feel myself?
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Uhh....feel LIKE myself.