Star Trek Voyager: The Cloud

Author: DarkGoblin

Date: January 12, 2004

by DarkGoblin
1-12-04
The Starship Voyager encounters a nebula, despite the plainly obvious planet on the viewscreen.
There's coffee in that nebula!
Actually Captain, this particular nebula is emitting omicron particles, and--
I SAID...there -- is -- coffee -- in -- that -- NEBULA!
Captain, you are behaving illogically.
DAMN IT TUVOK VULCAN LOGIC WON'T GIVE ME THAT SWEET SWEET CAFFEINE HIGH I NEED COFFEEEEE!!!
All Spock ever had to worry about was his captain contracting numerous STDs from green women...