Death Plays it straight

Author: DarkStranger

Date: April 29, 2003

by DarkStranger
4-29-03
Death, I have something to tell you...Im gay.
I ALREADY KNEW THAT
But I thought you wouldnt hire me if you knew I was gay.
TATE, I HIRED YOU BECAUSE GAY PEOPLE COMPLAIN LESS THAN WOMEN AND ARE SERVE VIRTUALLY THE SAME PURPOSE.
And that purpose is...good book keeping?
THAT AND BEING SUBJUGATED SO WE MEN PROVE TO YOU WOMEN AND QUEERFOLK WHOS REALLY IN CHARGE.