As luck would have it.

Author: DarkStranger

Date: July 30, 2002

by DarkStranger
7-30-02
In an abandoned warehouse.
HELLO, WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT IS THIS MACHINE?
M'name's Forrest, and this'eres my patented Lost Soul capturing device, wanna use it?
YES PLEASE
then ill just press this lever here and...
IT SUCKED HIM IN, I WONDER IF IT WORKED ON THE SOULS TOO? ILL JUST ASSUME IT DID AND GO HOME.