Failed again

Author: DarkStranger

Date: August 2, 2002

by DarkStranger
8-02-02
Relaxing after a hard week's work.
BARTENDER, ANOTHER WHISKEY SOUR, ITS BEEN A LONG WEEK!
Here ya go man, but this is your last one.
I GO THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE OF INADVERTANTLY FREEING THE SOULS FROM HELL, TRACKING THEM DOWN, TRYING TO TAKE OVER HELL, SCREWING THAT UP, DITCHING WORK, BECOMING A FALSE PROPHET, SCREWING THAT UP....
I cant believe I open mouth kissed a dead dude.
AND YOUR GOING TO TELL ME I CANT HAVE ONE MORE DRINK, WHY NOT?
Bcause it goes right through you dumbass, you're making a mess all over the floor.