Christmas

Author: Darkmire

Date: May 19, 2007

by Darkmire
5-19-07
Why hello! Um... May the good of Christmas light your ways!
What does that even mean? You know why I'm here. I've come to kill you. Where have you hidden the children?
We needn't worry about that. What's in this box will make you forget aaaall about that...
Oh, and what's that?
Fellatio.
I doubt they'll be children for much longer if we keep doing this every year.