Bacon King

Author: Darkmire

Date: May 19, 2007

by Darkmire
5-19-07
What can I get for you, sir?
Um, I'll take a BLT.
What? You know it has bacon on it, don't you?
Really? What does that taste like?
Step around the counter and I'll let you try some of mine!
I should probably stop wearing this costume to McDonald's.