One Day at the Clinic...

Author: Darkmire

Date: June 3, 2007

by Darkmire
6-03-07
Rectum? I hardly know 'em. Ahahaha!
Excuse me doctor, I'm investigating the death of a Mary Farnsworth. Was she one of your patients?
Oh, um... Yes. She... Why do you ask?
It says in her autopsy that she had lethal amounts of horse aspirin in her system, as well as viagra.
Yeah, that was probably my fault.
What I'm trying to get at is drugs. Can I buy some drugs?