In the restroom...

Author: Darkmire

Date: July 25, 2007

by Darkmire
7-25-07
While washing his hands, Dan glimpses in the mirror...
Aw, damnit! I forgot my pants and accidently wore my mom's throw rug again.
Hey mister! The restaurant is being robbed! Do something!
Oh, uh.. Right.
What should I do?
Call the fucking police you creepy fuck!