Jesus and the Squirrel, Part 3

Author: Darren

Date: July 26, 2002

by Darren
7-26-02
Did you know you turned into an Asian chick a few minutes ago?
That's because I turned into your darkest desire! You lust over little asian people!
You're a horrible, horrible squirrel.
Just wait 'til you meet my friend! Yoo-hoo, oh friend!
Jesus! It's been a long time!
I want to die... again... *mental sob*