Jesus and the Squirrel, Part 4

Author: Darren

Date: July 26, 2002

by Darren
7-26-02
Come on, Jesus, lighten up. Get it? Lighten up! You haven't eaten in years! Anyway, oooh boy, here's some friends of mine....
yo, boo-daddy, how's it hanging up on that cross? You feeling fine, my man..? Come on, baby, let's meet Jesus.
Oh, for the love of all things... God, take me away!!
What's going on Freddy, why did you drag me out here? How can I make you money way out here?
Don't worry, sweet baby. but your ugly self is going to put on a show for our friend hanging off the plywood. You ready for that striptease, baby? Shaggy-fine...
Yeah, I better get out of here before Jesus decides to blame me for this...