Jesus and the Squirrel, Part 12

Author: Darren

Date: July 28, 2002

by Darren
7-28-02
You know the bible is right,
Jesus, I want to experience love. I'm tired of frollicking around with women and having sex all the time.
I'm glad you're beginning to understand the truth of life...
when it says,
I want someone to wake up next to, who will hold me, and understand my needs.
Yes, Squirrel, you have seen the light... but, something's... amiss... this sudden change in you.
Jesus knows all your problems.
You have no idea...
...let me guess, she refused your credit card.