The first Can opener ever

Author: DawnOfTheHawk

Date: December 23, 2005

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-23-05
Hiya, Gabe!
Go away.
Wait, Before you go, I need you for something.
What do you mean?
I need you to put your teeth over a can of soup so I can hit you over the head to open it. It's foolproof. And I'm hungry.
I think I'll pass