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by DawnOfTheHawk
6-04-05
Hey look a coconut! Ive never seen anything like it.
Hey look a coconut! Ive never seen anything like it.
I heard you.
Then why arent you talking to me?
Ive seen bigger coconuts on a Female humanoid. but, only one dotty thingy.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
6-04-05
Ive come to take your soul!!!
why?
Because its the kind of demon i am....
You dont want my soul. trust me.
AHHHHHHHHHH! I didnt get anything!!! what the fuck are you?
hey, what happened to my shirt?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
6-04-05
UMmmmmmm....it says here that to start a healthy relationship that you you have to learn to fuck first, so it says to fuck yourself....
DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!! damn book
Why did you go on a raging rampage towards the crowd, killing 58 inocent civilians?
the damn book told me to fuck myself

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-19-05
Somewhere
hmmm..... They should know that peope living on Earth dont read in alien.
You have th book upside down.
No, it says,"Glargen splatchen actum vesperun" in this paragraph.
uhh....then thats German.
Yeah like you would know!
Actually i would.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-19-05
What?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-19-05
Waiting for that special someone...
So, how do i look?
Hmm...How do you want to look?
Oh, gee how im I supposed to look in a date?
What do you think?
I think you need a job.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-19-05
Somewhere...
Hmmm..... They should know that peope living on Earth dont read in alien.
You have the book upside down.
No, it says,"Glargen splatchen actum vesperun" in this paragraph.
Uhh....then thats German.
Yeah like you would know!
Actually i would.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-19-05
on November 19th...
Are you still trick-or-treating? Its amlost Thanksgiving!
Ummm..... Maybe.
...candy?
Dude, you need to update your calendar.
You gonna eat that ice cream?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Butch, are you HIGH?? What are you doing wih that?
Ummm...
Butch give me the knife.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Butch, all the time, everybody says that you are slow to react. Why does it take you too long to think?
...In 3 minutes...
...3 more minutes...
Does it really take me as long as he says for me to think?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
12 minutes....
I mean, if hes serios, then i should really see someone.
3 more minutes...
or maybe... OH wait I think I have to answer his question!!
6 minutes later...
No, it doesnt.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
12 minutes....
I mean, if hes serios, then i should really see someone.
3 more minutes...
or maybe... OH wait I think I have to answer his question!!
6 minutes later...
No, it doesnt.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
This is all your fault we're on this sorry excuse for an island.
You blinked.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Whatup Gabe?
Well, your friend, Butch tried to kill me again. And I... oh you probably wouldnt want to know.
No, what happened?
He did THIS to me.
Butch, have you been messing with the nuclear reactor again?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
sometome later
Butch?
Yep...

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Butch, whats with you and Gabe?
I dont know. its fun messing with him though.
Oh, hey, whats up?
Uhh.....I talked to Butch
Oh? What did he say?
He said it was "fun" messing with you.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Well, could he define 'fun'?
Uhh...
Butch.
What?
Define 'fun'.
Lets see, "fun"...I think its self-explanitary. But, thats just me.I mean you can explanitary it yourself if you want.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
H told m to 'explanitary' it myself.
.....
I'll ask.
You do that.
For some reason, utch was found in a prison...
Hey, Butch, Gabe told.....how come you'realways reading that book?
Its cool. "Unusual Medication for Dummies

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Somewhere behind the city
Yo
C'mon, right between the eyes...

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Time to call the suicide hotline...

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
I'ts always raining in my mind.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Uhhh..... Didnt I kill you?
Maybe
Why arent you dead then?
Hey, I only said "Maybe".
I see.
Yo

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Butch!! Eh...What are you doing in a cell? ...and why are you reading "unusual Medication for Dummies"?-Upside-down?
Hey, you can learn alot from this!
Hey Jon.
Is there something wrong with Butch?
Yeah, I think hes addicted to that book.
You're telling me. How does he read upside-down like that?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Later...
Butch, I'm gonna need you to turn Gabe back to normal.
Ok, come back tomorrow.
Really? He'll be back to normal tomorrow?
...Then he said nothing else.
Wow, he's confusing. And he was reading upside-down again wasnt he?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Go away.
No.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Ready.....
Everything's fine!!
BOOM!!
Were getting fired for sure.
Yep.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Do I know her?
Do I know him?
Do I know her?
Do I know him?
That was weird
Totally

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Can i take your order?
ummm...
well, you didnt order a stripper did you?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Hey!
Hi.
Whatcha doing?
Logging off.
Hey follow me. I have something o show you.
...ok

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Welcome to my room.
...You want to have sex with me?
Eventually.
But you do...
well, not right now. i mean not if you dont want to...
I'll be back when i like you more.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
DING DONG
umm...
I've been thinking....
Keep going.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Hey, watch the paint.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-20-05
Hey, dad, can I barrow $50?
Why, sure, son! Just Make shure you pay me back.
Thanks for "lending" me $50. I'll pay you back "very soon"!!
Sure thing, son!
There goes $50 you'll never see again.
You noticed the quotation marks, too, eh?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-23-05
3 days later...
Butch, turn Gabe back to normal.
Ok come back tommorrow.
Thats what you said last time we talked and its been 3 days.
What? You think Im magic?
Then how'd you turn him into a zombie?
Magic.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
11-23-05
What happened to your arm?
It broke off.
What???

 

Butch look through the phone book, finding more and more people with the same first name as his mother's. Damn, this killing spree was getting less and less random.
by DawnOfTheHawk, 11-23-05

 

Butch raised his knife to bring it down on the unconcious virgin, in the name of.... In the name of..... Dammit, Butch was naver good with names.
by DawnOfTheHawk, 11-23-05

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-21-05
Jeez why is it so hard to kill you!?
Magical donuts that ALL policemen eat. It makes you invincilble.
Awww... I'll be in my bedroom.
Doing what?
You know what.

 

This zombie died too many times.
This is it? this is hell??This isn't bad...
You are jackass to think that. Now i go and eat your children.
by DawnOfTheHawk, 12-21-05

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-21-05
Hey, Ling, how come people always making fun of us chinese defaults?
Gee, Sung-Lee Chao, I think it might be because we stupid-ass airheads.
Oh. I see.
No you don't.
Yeah, you're right, I don't.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-21-05
Oh my god! its the energizer bunny!!
Oh my god. Its George W. Bush
Ummm...What are you doing with that?
Now's the chance to make everybody happy!
Ouch! Wheres Dick Cheney when you need him?
That feels better.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-21-05
This is Dawn...
He is the main character the next storyline will be based on...
He's cool.
Hi.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Uhh, Dawn, Are you sure this is ok?
Relax, all we have to do is knock those candels down and run out as fast as humanly possible.
Now, was I supposed to run? What Now?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD IM ON FIRE!!!

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Oh...He didn't make it. Oh well.
The next day...
Awww, no Black clothes!--Hey, its Jerry
Hey, Dawn, you hear about the fire? Some nerd kid died in it. He caught fire and instantly turned to dust
Oops.
Umm...No, I uhh-no I didn't know- I mean- what happened?
Police say that the cause.... Wait a minute you caused it didn't you?

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Next Day...
Hi.
Ok, we all know you did it.
Did what?
Shut up and come with me.
ok.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Give me a break. This sucks.
Ok, right here
Thanks.
Ok, time to get out.
Thanks Jerry. Now what are we going to do. It's only fair to reak havoc on our precious city. That no one cares about.

 

They said, "It's your turn."
by DawnOfTheHawk, 12-22-05

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Default Comic
Hey, Ping-Pong, What you get for christmas?
We no celebrate Xmas, asshole.
Then why you get coal in your stocking?
Why you bother putting up stockings??
It Christmas, Silly!
You Dumbass, Dumbass.

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Hey, Ping-Pong, why we look at reader?
Asshole, they read comic, we are the comic

 

by DawnOfTheHawk
12-22-05
Well, here we are! The 50th comic strip from DawnOfTheHawk.
Well, Technically? Numbers 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, 28, 29, 30 don't count. Theywere built off of COMPLETE stupidity. All the others were just stupid.
oh.
Yep.
But, That sucks! We're only at 42!
Great job! Did you figure that out all by yourself?

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