Example of NC police officers....Yes they're all like this

Author: DawnOfTheHawk

Date: April 29, 2006

by DawnOfTheHawk
4-29-06
Your under arrest for poisoning your resteraunt's food, and being charged for murder of the first degree. Do you know how many people you killed?
Oh, thats too bad.... But first, you have to try one of my delicious doughnuts! Pre-approved as delicious by me!
Ok, but promise its not poisoned.....
I promise, officer.
Backup! Need Backup!!
Geez, thats the guy that GOT the law-enforcement job? Wow, how stupid were the people they turned down?