The First man on Mars

Author: Debaser

Date: December 8, 2003

by Debaser
12-08-03
Ladies and Gentleman, The first man on Mars; GORDON GREEN!!!!
Mr. Green, you are now the first man on Mars. How do you feel?
Ikk!
Oops..
Say that aga.... What the??.... HE'S A MONKEY DRESSED AS A HUMAN! THE FIRST MAN ON MARS WAS A BIG SCAM!!!!
Connection broken!
*Whispers* That didn't actually happen.... The first man on Mars.... was Gordon Green, not a monkey.... God bless America.
That didn't actually happen. The first man on Twix - I mean Mars, was Gordon Green, not a monkey. God bless America.