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| Hello there my little girl, what do you want for christmas? | |
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| Like I am no little, girl, right? I am just like, shopping at the mall. Like please could'ya like talk like that to some 5 like years old kids, like, okay? | |
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| HO-HO-HO! Don't you want any presents for christmas? | |
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| Like I am like too old for like telling Santa what I like want for like christmas, mkay? I like know that Santa is like sumthin' that dad dresses up for christmas, mmkay. | |
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| So your dad is the one that gives you your presents? | |
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| Like NO WAY, man. It's like the Tori Spelling-fairy that flies in through the windows and puts like good looking presents under the pine! Like dah! | |
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