H1gh-Sch00l g33ks 4 - Bimbo at the mall with Santa

Author: Debaser

Date: December 16, 2003

by Debaser
12-16-03
Hello there my little girl, what do you want for christmas?
Like I am no little, girl, right? I am just like, shopping at the mall. Like please could'ya like talk like that to some 5 like years old kids, like, okay?
HO-HO-HO! Don't you want any presents for christmas?
Like I am like too old for like telling Santa what I like want for like christmas, mkay? I like know that Santa is like sumthin' that dad dresses up for christmas, mmkay.
So your dad is the one that gives you your presents?
Like NO WAY, man. It's like the Tori Spelling-fairy that flies in through the windows and puts like good looking presents under the pine! Like dah!