Actor Kenny

Author: Debaser

Date: January 3, 2004

by Debaser
1-03-04
Aren't ya supposed to be on a tour with tha Peach-boys or somethin'?
Nah, the group split up. I'm gonna be an actor now!
An actor? Ya don't know anything 'bout actin'.
Yeah, I do! I was tha talkin' sunflower with a machine-gun that killed Alice in "Alice in Wonderland" in second grade.
I can't remembah that there was a talkin' sunflower with a machine-gun in that play. I don't remember that Alice died, either.
I improvised!