Casting

Author: Debaser

Date: January 3, 2004

by Debaser
1-03-04
Casting for the role as Romeo in a new movie about Romeo and Juliet.
Juliet, oh, Juliet. Thee are so beautiful, Juliet.
Romeo, oh, Romeo, I can't marry thee.
IT'S BECAUSE I'M IN THIS WHEELCHAIR, RIGHT?!?
No, Mr. Dean. It's in the script. I don't think you're the right one for this role.
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M IN THIS WHEELCHAIR, RIGHT?!?
Yeah, and because your acting, SUCKS ASS!!!!