Come see Sweden! RIGHT NOW, JAA!

Author: Debaser

Date: November 15, 2004

by Debaser
11-15-04
Why are you visiting Sweden?
To experience the traditions and culture, the neverending winter and the only car made entirely out of wood; Volvo.
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And the blond, beauties that only can be found in this penis-shaped land, and to observe the native swedes performing the over 1000 year old, Swedish sport of skiing.
Dude... native swedes? We're not vikings for real, you know... but you maybe meant -
- Oh, I'm sorry. The Vikingal-Swedish inhabitants.