Old friend IV

Author: Debaser

Date: July 18, 2005

by Debaser
7-18-05
Homer, I've got a confession to make.
Okay.
I have'nt told you this before, because I was afraid that you're against it... I am a homo-sexual. Is that okay for you?
Yeah, I just... I knew that you're gay. I was hoping that you would invite me to a ménage à trois with you and your mother...
But, uhh... why the, uhm, Jesus would I...?
I DON'T KNOW, MAN!! You've been... sending me all these signals this week, I thought it was about to... to happen.