The IKEA-bed

Author: Debaser

Date: February 1, 2006

by Debaser
2-01-06
I've bought an IKEA-bed, Penis. I'm letting Gayvin put it together. He begged me. "It's just like LEGO", he said. He's in my room putting it together right now.
Yeah, it's kinda like LEGO... Though Gayvin ain't very practical...
Man, this thing looks nothing like a bed... And what the hell is 'hammer'?!
Wanna hear something weird? Once he was going to build a castle out of LEGO, but at some point something went terribly wrong. Instead of a castle, he had constructed Rosie O'Donnell.