All comics by DecapitatedFoot

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
Bleh! Bleh! I want to suck...
Suck my blood?
No.
Just kidding. Bleh! Bleh!
HOLY FUCK!

 

Must... eat... children...
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
mr elephatn can u help me
no.
GIV ME PEANUTZ.

 

She had a WHAT?!
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

N... no...
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
Well I had a really fun night tonight.
Yes, me too.
The only thing that ruined it was that you cut my leg off.
Yeah that was pretty funny.
Yeah... memories. I would walk you home but I only have one leg.
That's okay I'll just steal your car.

 

Hey man you got any toothpaste?
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
Well fuck my ass and call me a homo! We're stranded on a desert island! And my crotch is just aching for some sexual intercourse right now.
Well?

 

Hi. I'd like a cheeseburger please.
A NINJA cheeseburger?
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
Wow you went wild with that ketchup.
Officer, this is blood.
Oh. I'm a policeman.
Yes I can see that. Are you going to arrest me?
Let's go back to the station and eat cabbage.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you for being a very nasty man Pirate Joe.
ARRGGHH! Fuck you.
You see what I mean. Nasty man.
Now let's go sail the seas! And get scurvy! And eat our own shit!
You're the best damn pirate I've ever met.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-21-06
Yay! War is fun!
You got that right. I've got trench foot!
Hey did you ever play that Gameboy game... um, what's it called...
I lost my Gameboy up a cow's anus.

 

I'm sorry... it's never happened that early before.
I'm tired of your shit Robby.
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

Sorry dad... I'll eat my ice cream.
That's a good boy.
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-21-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
Hi Mr. Knight. Let's play Super Mario Brothers 5656474364643 Part 5.
No sorry. I am trying to destroy the evil forces of the classroom because they're too slow at making me my ham sandwiches.
But it's SUUUUPER MARIO!
Fuck you.
Okay. Go get undressed.
But Frederic... I never knew you felt that way.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
Hey Mr. Pirate I just watched a movie a really cool movie it was about gravestones and pineapples it was a really cool movie and stuff and yeah it was cool and cool and I got a free Thundercats toy.
I'm trying to take a dump in here.
Then continue the shitting of your anus please. Or I'll arrest you. Now let's go eat Oreos.
AARRRGGHH! I'm with ya!
Oh noes we're out of Oreos.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
Bob Bacon is caught in a game of wits with the evil Cunt Man!
So what's 2+2.
Is time up for Bob Bacon?!
CURSE YOU CUNT MAN!
Bob Bacon saves the day once again!
OH SHIT I LEFT THE KETTLE ON!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
We join our hero at the park! A fire has broken loose!
What to do... what to do...
Bob Bacon comes up with a cunning plan to cease the evils of the fire!
If only mummy was here to help me.
Bob Bacon saves the park from the fire and lives happily ever after.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
Hello everyone. I'm a mentally handicapped boy and I'm here to read out some messages from the fans. I wipe my ass on the skin of dead children.
This message is from "madamishguy". It reads, "Dear DecapitatedFoot. wtf dude, your comics are more random than.....mine." Boobies.
Awww isn't that nice. Thanks for the message madamishguy. I'M HAVIN A RETARDED SPAZ OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
Bob Bacon's "bacon sense" is tingling like wild. It drives him to an orgasm. He then realises that there's crime to be bullied!
I read an interesting book today.
My beard is all-powerful. It can read minds.
Bob Bacon locates the crime and saves the day!
BUT MR. MAYOR! My book!
I'm actually a woman.
But suddenly, a twist occurs and Bob Bacon realises that it was all a dream. End.
Vaginas and all.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-22-06
Goodbye to you. I am look forwarding to be purchase the newest game of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories.
No it will be quite the interesting of gaming.
But anyway I am appearing to be cook food at the time.
That is sounding good. May I eating some of the food that was made by you?
No you be going to fuck yourself thanking you.
I don't liking black people.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-23-06
Hello little girl I am liking your breasties.
Why thank you.
I am betting that you have shaven armpit. You must getting all those boys.
What the fuck are you saying?
I guessing what I try to saying to me is that I am wanting to fucking you.
I still don't get it...

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-24-06
I was reading the story about the three young men who threw a dog out of a block of flats.
The way I see it is if they really didn't want their dog, they could've at least given it up to a home.
Or brought it to me.

 

This is a happy place, yet I can't stop worrying about my syphilis.
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-24-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-24-06
HEY THERE, YOUNG MAN! IS THIS BLACK YOUTH BOTHERING YOU?
Well not really.
Oh my god you're black!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-24-06
Alright Reverant. Here's the last shipping of the Bibles. Now where's my 10 thousand?
You'll get your money soon enough. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take these Bibles into the back room.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-24-06
Bob Bacon and Officer Twat are caught in a bomb disaster!
Correct me if I'm wrong, and there's a good chance that I am, but I think there may be the smallest, slightest chance that bombs are falling.
Bombs? Nah. You must be wrong. You're wrong. You fucking idiot.
Bob Bacon and Officer Twat come to an agreement on what to do.
Then why the fuck is my house completely demolished!
Your wife was cooking cake and she burneded down the house.
Bob Bacon and Officer Twat thwart the evil Nazis and save the world!
Wow I never thought of it that way...

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-25-06
Bob Bacon is caught in a game of wits with the evil fire!
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK AM I FUCKING SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO?!
Officer Twat enters to help out his tasty buddy!
Hello. How it everyone this happy day?
Oh Officer Twat I'm so glad you're here! A fire has broken out! Whatever will we do?
Officer Twat comes up with a genius plans that saves the world once again. End.
Throw yourself onto the fire. Please.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-25-06
Penis.
Balls.
Pubic hair.
Hair gel.
Semen.
DAMN YOU WIN AGAIN!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-25-06
I am a much cooler robot than you!
Oh of course, I agree 100%.
My father used to beat me...

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-25-06
Uhhh... hey there. I wasn't planning on you waking up this early.
Ohh my head. What the fuck happened?
Well I kinda broken into your house, knocked you over the head with my crobar and then raped you.
Haha, wow. That's something to tell the wife.
I killed her too.
Oh nevermind. So hows about a cuppa?

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-25-06
Hey kids! Ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at a hospital? Well today you're going to find out!
4 hours later...
Oh man what tough work. Oh hey kids. You've been watching me all this time? At least now you know what to do when grandpa hits his 80s, eh? Hahaha.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-25-06
Hahahahaha. Look at 'em all burning to death!
I'm trying to save people here.
You didn't get the high score you fucking ass.
NOT THE HIGH SCORE!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-26-06
Hey I heard Europe beat the USA in that golf thingy.
You're black so your opinion doesn't matter asshole!
Later that day...
Hey I heard Europe beat the USA in that golf thingy.
No fucking way!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-26-06
Emo Lad! I'm so glad you're here! The evil happy pixie fairy is robbing banks again! You've got to stop her!
.....
Wanna make out?

 

So... ummm... you wanna party?
by DecapitatedFoot, 9-27-06

 

by DecapitatedFoot
9-27-06
You broke Stripcreator!
But I'm here to learn...
You god damn terrorists targeted the US first, and now the internet! The internet is serious business you know! Porn, viruses, you name it! You can't just go around attacking websites left and right!
What are we doing in this classroom anyway?

 

by DecapitatedFoot
10-05-06
I am the Child Predator!
Oh... hello there little girl. I was just wondering if you'd like some sweeties.
Want kind of sweeties?
SWEETIES OF DEATH!

 

by DecapitatedFoot
10-05-06
Sounds good. Give me some.
.....
Okay, they're just Haribo.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
10-05-06
Meet The Child Predator. He's a normal, everyday middle-aged paedophile in search of some victims.
And some more beer. And hookers.
Oh wait. I only like kids.
He's hit a snag. He can't seem to coax any children into the back of his van anymore!
I don't drive a fucking van...
It's a bicycle, okay? A bicycle.
The Child Predator needs to get a life.
What? Because I don't drive a van?
Oh wait.

 

by DecapitatedFoot
10-05-06
I'M MAKING A MOVIE SO GO SEE IT OR FUCKING DIE.
Okie dokie.
You're not supposed to say that! You're supposed to disagree and say you'd rather go see "Open Season" or something so I can set you on fire.
Uhm... what?
He was a credit to us all...

 

by DecapitatedFoot
10-05-06
Hey everyone! I'm Ciggy the Cigarette! I cause cancer, bad breath and make you smelly and yucky so no one will like you anymore.
If all that sounds promising, buy a cigarette! Heck, buy a whole pack! And smoke smoke smoke!

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