The Child Predator: THE EXCITING CONCLUSION!

Author: DecapitatedFoot

Date: October 5, 2006

by DecapitatedFoot
10-05-06
Meet The Child Predator. He's a normal, everyday middle-aged paedophile in search of some victims.
And some more beer. And hookers.
Oh wait. I only like kids.
He's hit a snag. He can't seem to coax any children into the back of his van anymore!
I don't drive a fucking van...
It's a bicycle, okay? A bicycle.
The Child Predator needs to get a life.
What? Because I don't drive a van?
Oh wait.