The Collect Call of Cthulhu.

Author: Decay

Date: March 2, 2001

by Decay
3-02-01
Being condemned to Hell sucks.
It's not so bad. Come on, I'll show you around.
Gee, thanks... AHH! A Lovecraftian horror! An antediluvian nightmare!
Pleased to meetcha, name's Dave.
..."Dave"? I was expecting something more like "Yog-Kothag" or something.
You're not in Kansas anymore, stick-boy.