Dave: Horrible hellbeast and master surgeon.

Author: Decay

Date: March 3, 2001

by Decay
3-03-01
There you go, stick-boy, good as new.
Wow, this is great, thanks Dave! So how'd you get my legs back, anyway?
Well... Uh... *mumble*
Say what?
They're not your real legs. I just bent a pair of coathangers straight.
...huh. You'd think I'd notice something like that.