Croutony

Author: Denyer

Date: December 6, 2003

by Denyer
12-06-03
We are live here on FCN Local, where a bunch of asshole jocks were just hacked to death for the second time this week. I'm here with Paul Denyer who was present at the time.
That's right.
Can you tell us what happened?
Well my parents are away for the weekend, so I had some friends over to get drunk and have sex... I guess my parents are gonna find out now. Anyway, this psycho just came in and scythed everyone.
Shocking...
I hope they catch the guy who did this.