Why That Fat Guy Is So Jolly

Author: Denyer

Date: December 9, 2003

by Denyer
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
Stupid Santa's keeping all the edible dildos to himself.
And that's Why I Hate Christmas.