It's a Bird, It's a Plane! No, it's a Douche Bag

Author: Digger

Date: July 30, 2003

by Digger
7-30-03
i m super hero stan. wiht teh ablility 2 melt fire
o? i m superhero bob, wiht teh ablility 2 morphitate into tihngs!!
SAVE TEH DAY, GUYZ PLZ
i got tihs outfit at J C PEENIES
o liek on sale? me 2! it even comes wiht a coffee mug symbol on teh front
FUKN SAVE TEH DAY ALREADY!
remmber when i saved teh day last tuesday?
no, but i morphitated into a telephant, WIHT TEH POWER 2 EAT PEANUTS!