The Zombie Times: "Half moon rising? More on pg.2"

Author: Digger

Date: September 3, 2003

by Digger
9-03-03
MRAH! i need brians 2 eated!
ono, who i gonna call, teh ghotsbutsers
Nevermind tohse fukrs, teh teenage detcives r on teh CASE!
us combined = birlliant childs!
ofux. we ned 2 go lurn sckewl 'nd paly chicken on teh monkybars first. who we gonan call? SANTA
hihg kick, low kick, HI Puchn, low kick agian = Fatlality!
NOO MRAH! C U on teh next FUL moon!!! owait, ist a half moon. hmm, i wonder wehn taht changed.