How to fend off a coyote.

Author: Disco_God_Father

Date: September 30, 2001

How to get out of a proposed second date.
I think tonight went really well, we should go out again soon.
Um... yeah... but, uh... i gotta tell you, I'm a refluxaphiliac and fecophiliac.
Huh?
It means I like to puke and shit on people while having sex.
Tactful? No. Effective? Yes.
Whew...