Final Fantasy VII In Three Panels

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: July 11, 2005

by DoktorSeven
7-11-05
Yay, we blew up this technological city to save the planet! We're eco-terrorists! Now I wonder which hot babe I just met will be my girlfriend? Wait for me, token black guy that speaks in ebonics!
Yo, shit, hurry up, mothafucka! We gon' blow up evrythin' fo da planet!
NO! The evil guy killed Aeris! ...well, at least this makes my love life less complicated.
*Gak*... use.. resurrect... potion...
Wait, so you're saying I never existed?
I dunno, this game sucks. Let's play Mario Kart.