The Short Attention Span Syndrome of TV Moves To Books

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: July 22, 2005

by DoktorSeven
7-22-05
Harry Potter:
Harry, you're really a wizard and your parents were killed by That Evil Dude long ago!
OMG REALLY?!?!
Books for ADD Children
Now we're in a magical bank 2 bajillion miles under the ground!
N337!!!1
....worst book I've ever tried to read.
Now we're travelling to Hogsanus, the magical school that's just as irritating as normal school, but with MAGIC!
OMG That's SOO COOL