Hell, part 5: Master Baiter

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: November 24, 2006

by DoktorSeven
11-24-06
I have gathered you all here today to tell you of a horrible revelation. The Elder Being Cthulhu has returned to Earth after years of slumber...
Oh, God, no!
*ugh* 9004... *ugh* 9005... oh, man, Satan, what the fuck do you want? I'm kinda BUSY here!
The humans know of your meddling on Earth, you idiot. Someone is up there talking about you right now!
Hmm. This could be bad. We need to distract him, a bait. But who? Who could I get to distract... ooooooh!
...aw, FUCK.