More True Than Funny: The News

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: March 22, 2007

by DoktorSeven
3-22-07
We have absolutely no news to report today.
Nope, nothing at all is going on of any interest whatsoever.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THERE'S A GODDAMN WAR GOING ON, VIOLENCE IN OTHER COUNTRIES AND..."
Pfft. If it's not about some celebrity or "American Idol", it isn't news!