Worst Comic Ever IV: I Hate That Stupid "Footprints" Crap

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: March 27, 2007

by DoktorSeven
3-27-07
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking across the beach with the Lord. He noticed two sets of footprints in the sand.
However, he noticed that at the very lowest and saddest times in his life, there was only one set of footprints, so he questioned the Lord about it.
Lord, you said you'd walk with me all the way, so why did you leave me when I needed you most?
Don't ask me, I don't exist. The other footprints are probably some crazy person following you. Dumbass.