So Jesus walks into a bar...

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: April 23, 2007

by DoktorSeven
4-23-07
Hey there. What's your name?
Hey. Jesus, son of God. Nice to meet you. You look beautiful.
So, wanna take me home and show me a good time?
Well, since I am waiting for the Second Coming, I do live in the Kingdom of Heaven with My Father...
Jesus, The Loser
Gah. Get your own place, daddy's boy! Loser.
Wait, baby... I... oh, fuck.