More True Than Funny: Locked Out

Author: DoktorSeven

Date: May 14, 2007

by DoktorSeven
5-14-07
I locked my keys in the house. GODDAMN IT.
If I wasn't a fucking MORON, I'd take my keys with me and lock the door from the outside so I'm sure that won't happen.
But just like so many people and their cars and their houses, I'm a fucking moron. I'm going downtown to live in a box now.