"Warp" this!

Author: Domfiny

Date: May 29, 2002

by Domfiny
5-29-02
Blockbuster: Lair of Satan
You got High Heat 2003? How about Mister Mosquito? Grand Theft Auto 3? Way of the Samurai? State of Emergency?
Welcome to Blockbusters. Nope. Nada. Never. In your dreams.
What DO you have?
"Crash Warped."
Let me at him, let me at him! "Warp" this, zit-faced minion! You'll get yours, and your little store, too!
Chill, man. You can't win, it's cursed ground. Let's go log on to Red Octane, that should calm you down.