Iron Chef and Gabe

Author: Domfiny

Date: June 8, 2002

by Domfiny
6-08-02
Allez Cuisine! I am Chairman Kaga, and it's time to start Iron Chef! The theme ingrediant is... SHEEP TESTICLES!
Yum.
What's that? It looks like he is using condensed fish eyes to add flavor. And he's mixing it with the broc-OH! That was a bad fall. Is he okay? Is that blood or crushed tomatoes?
Get up, Sakai-san. Don't be a pussy. The swelling will go down, just don't lose time. 15 MINUTES REMAINING!!!
OOH! So good. I would love this after a night of drinking.It's so...STICKY! It reminds me of the food my mother would make when we ran out of money and had to use expired products. FABULOUS!
Somebody get me a yellow bell pepper.