New life forms

Author: Domfiny

Date: June 17, 2002

by Domfiny
6-17-02
Happy Birthday! I got you something I thought you could use.
What the-! Are you serious? This is a shirt. I already have a shirt.
Yeah, "a" shirt. You've worn that shirt for TWO YEARS STRAIGHT! You could use another one.
What is wrong with this shirt? It's Pac Man, for chrissake. It's classic! Besides, it's not THAT dirty.
Yeah, except for the new life form that has formed in your collar.
Oh, that. They really aren't a bother, except for the smell...and the bloodsucking. Besides that, they're kinda cute.