Headed for disaster, Part 1

Author: Domfiny

Date: June 17, 2002

by Domfiny
6-17-02
Where are you going?
I have a date. I'm taking her to Morton's.
Morton's? You must really like her to fork over for that meal. Who is she?
She's great. Beautiful, intelligent, funny.
Okay, I know there's a catch. What is it? Is she a man, or a convict, what? I know there's something.
She doesn't speak English.