Fourth rule of soccer

Author: Domfiny

Date: June 18, 2002

by Domfiny
6-18-02
Oh my lord, the US beat Mexico! They are unbeatable. They'll be in the soccer elite soon!
Never, US will always suck, it's a fact. Winning a couple games won't change that.
How can you say that? They have been amazing! They're's no reason they can't become great.
US will never stop sucking. It's the fourth rule of soccer. Get used to it.
Note: The views reflected here do not reflect the creator's views, in fact the creator has great faith in US soccer. Go team :)!
I've never heard of "The rules of soccer." what are the first three?
Rule number one: US sucks. Rule number two: US still sucks. Rule number three: Nope, US still sucks, big time.