Marriage and Entrails! Part 2!!

Author: DopeJCYouthMinister

Date: December 1, 2002

After the marriage...
You know back there? When I said 'I do'?
Umm, I really didn't mean it. Seriously, I don't even like you. At all. I'd rather marry that foot stool over there? See it? Right behind you. Isn't it ugly?
... Can I cry now?
Suck it up you damn pansy!